- Who is to Blame?
No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert.
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The puzzled lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"
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Why was the Archaeologist standing in front of his washing machine?
He was watching briefs!
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Why are archaeologists greedy?
A : We want archaic… and eat it!
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